Dear John Giddings and the rest of the brilliant team behind the Isle of Wight Festival.
We strongly believe that Wet Leg should be promoted to the Main Stage at the Isle of Wight Festival 2022.
The band are currently buried away in the Big Top as the second act to perform on Sunday.
This is a problem for two reasons.
Firstly, half of the festival attendees will still be in their tents on Sunday lunchtime after a few too many whilst busting some moves to Kasabian and Pete Tong on Saturday night.
Secondly, those festival attendees who aren't nursing a headache or sleeping through lunch will all attempt to cram into the Big Top to see the BBC's second hottest band of 2022 (and the hottest band ever to have met at the Isle of Wight College).
Let us also remember that Wet Leg recently appeared on the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon! The Tonight Show!
If this isn't sorted out, there is a high risk that we will end up watching Wet Leg whilst stood next to a waffle stand and a fairground ride half a mile from the Big Top. How will we know what is a quirky new Wet Leg lyric and what is an announcement that the dodgems are about to start?
Please take our plea onboard, or things could literally go Pete Tong at the Isle of Wight Festival 2022. Oh no!
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