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10 Things You Can't Do On The Isle Of Wight - 2025

Seeing as this website makes many extravagant claims about all the free things to do on the Isle of Wight (as well as activities for teenagers, children and activities for a rainy day) we thought it was only fair to confess all the things that you can't do.

1. Drive on a motorway

If you're a fan of standing on motorway bridges whilst writing down the cab numbers of HGVs then the Isle of Wight isn't for you. Alas, there is no equivalent of the M25 which circles Newport (although Coppins Bridge has similar qualities). Nor is there the equivalent of the M1 to get you from Ventnor to Cowes in 13 minutes. The roads are a bit creaky and bumpy and don't really go in very straight lines. The only dual carriageway is half a mile long and it only has a national speed limit for about eight seconds. 

Try some of our car journey games to spice things up a bit, or drive the Wighty 90 - which we think is the Isle of Wight's perfect driving route.
Blurry lights on a motorway
Motorway driving...not on the Isle of Wight

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2. See a grey squirrel

Red squirrels are beautiful, shy creatures with big bushy tails unlike their grey counterparts, which are much more common and rat-like. The Isle of Wight is thought to be grey-free thankfully, although according to the Wight Squirrel Project, 'a grey does find its way to the Island sometimes'. One report says that a grey squirrel was spotted in Bouldnor Forest in 2002 and that the last sighting was in 2003. Grey squirrels live for about nine years, so the red squirrels appear to be safe for now.

Islanders take this kind of thing seriously - don't even think about bringing your pet grey squirrel on holiday, or you could face up to two years in prison. For advice on seeing red squirrels see the red squirrel section of our guide to animal attractions.
A Red Squirrel in a tree
We have superior red squirrels. Photo by Kate Bucci

3. Shop at John Lewis

Whilst the Isle of Wight is pretty well stocked for shops it doesn't have a John Lewis & Partners or a Greggs. It also doesn't have an IKEA and it doesn't have a Homebase. 

If you can't cope with that for a week then I suggest you stay at home. 

Or you could just visit the John Lewis & Partners website and then pick up your order from Waitrose in East Cowes. See our supermarket guide for more on that thrilling topic.
Waitrose at East Cowes
Waitrose, yes...John Lewis, no.

4. Drive for more than 56 minutes

Assuming you don't get lost at Coppins Bridge or get stuck in August traffic then the longest journey on the Isle of Wight - from Alum Bay to Bembridge - will take you less than an hour. That means that if you live somewhere towards the middle, such as Newport then you are never going to have a journey of more than 30 minutes for a day out or a commute. Some people might find that a bit restrictive but personally I think it's rather convenient. Anneka Rice recorded a programme for Radio 4 a little while ago in which she claimed that the Isle of Wight is just the right size. I tend to agree - it's not so small that you are constantly seeing the same places but it's not so large that you have to endure massive car journeys.

Try our Isle of Wight car journey games to help fill the time or follow the Wighty 90 Driving Route.

5. Watch a League Football Match

Most Islanders travel to Southampton (yey) or Portsmouth (boo) if they want to watch professional football. At the time of writing (24/25 season), Newport (IW) FC are playing in the Wessex Football League Division One which is the tenth tier in the FA's league system. Cowes Sports are in the Wessex Football League Premier Division (one league above Newport, ninth tier). East Cowes Victoria Athletic FC are in the same league as Newport. I'm a bit out of touch with non-league football so apologies if I've missed any of the bigger teams out.

Trivia fans may like to read this article by Fifa about football on the Isle of Wight. The QI-worthy fact is that the Isle of Wight Senior Cup is the 'most valued cup in England'. A couple of websites say that it is solid gold but they've never let me close enough to find out if that's actually true.

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6. Study at the Isle of Wight University

Everywhere seems to have a university nowadays, even places that you've never heard of. The Isle of Wight has stuck to its guns and has not got a university. You can study university courses through the Isle of Wight College but your degree is approved by a mainland university.

7. Get to Newport by train

Newport is the County capital but it doesn't have a train station. The only 'modern' train on the Isle of Wight covers the east coast, starting from Ryde Pier Head and wiggling down to Sandown and Shanklin. Back in the Good Ol' Days (TM), you could get a train from Newport to Cowes, Freshwater, Ventnor, Sandown or Ryde. 

The substantial Isle of Wight train network was mostly closed in the 1950s and 1960s. The Newport station was closed in 1966. 

Several former railways lines are now car-free cycle tracks, which is rather nice. Read our guide to cycling on the Isle of Wight for the roundup guide or our detailed guide to the family-friendly Red Squirrel Trail.
Isle of Wight steam train
The good ol' days

8. Go skiing in the summer

Bad news if you planned to improve your skiing whilst on holiday on the Isle of Wight - the Island doesn't have an artificial slope and it gets snow less frequently than much of England thanks to its slightly warmer climate. The closest alternative is to pop round to ours and dust off the Wii balance board. I'm sure it's still in the garage somewhere.

9. Climb a mountain

The South Wight is very hilly with plenty of chances to test out the strength of the first gear in your car, but the Isle of Wight does not have a mountain. The highest point is at St Boniface (see map below), which is (according to a couple of sources) 241m high. According to Wikipedia, that makes it a Marilyn. The UK government defines a mountain as 600m, although one source says that 300 metres is enough 'if it's an abrupt difference in the local topography'.
Google map showing St Boniface Down
The location of St Boniface Down - the Isle of Wight's highest point. It's no mountain though...

10. Host the entire population of the world

A lot of people have heard this 'fact' but according to my calculations it is no longer true.

  • The global population is about 8 billion (source: Wikipedia, 2024) or 8 200 000 000
  • The Isle of Wight is 384 square kilometres (source: Wikipedia) or 384 000 000 square metres (the Island is 22.8 miles/36.7 kilometres east to west and 13.2 miles/21.2 kilometres north to south)
  • 8 200 000 000 divided by 384 000 000 is approximately 21 people per square metre

In our scientific test (photographed) we managed to squeeze 12 people into a metre square - including three small children, zero obese people and plenty of hugging. 21 just isn't achievable without building a human pyramid. Try it yourself, it's great fun.

However...this claim seems to have been around for years and it is much more plausible if we use population data from 1980.


  • The global population in 1980 was 4.454 billion (source: Infoplease, rounded to 3 decimal places) or 4 454 000 000.
  • The Isle of Wight's size in 1980 was still 384 square kilometres (I'm sure there's been a little bit of erosion to the south west coast but let's ignore that) or 384 000 000 square metres.
  • 4 454 000 000 divided by 384 000 000 is 11.5 people per square metres.
Conclusion - no, it's possible anymore. My guess is that it stopped being possible some time around 1981 or possibly earlier.
People crowded into a small space
12 people in a metre square

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